The Houston Astros are now the perfect team. We got Zack Greinke.
It’s almost unbelievable. Even before the 2019 trade deadline, our beloved Astros were the most exciting team in baseball. We had Springer. We had Yuli. We had Jose and Carlos. We even got Yordan R.O.Y. Alvarez.
And what a pitching staff. Verlander and Cole? What a pair. We almost had it all.
Perfection comes in threes.
Imagine only two musketeers.
Imagine lions and tigers, but no bears.
Imagine life, liberty, but no happiness.
Perfection comes in three, not two. Behold, our team is now perfect. Our happiness is complete. We now have the Truth, the whole Truth, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
ZACK GREINKE HAS ARRIVED, AND HE’S NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
Does Zack Greinke make the Astros’ starting rotation the best in History? Is the Astros’ new trio of starting pitchers, Justin Verlander, Gerrit Cole, and Zack Greinke, the best that has ever been on one team at the same time?
John Smoltz, the Hall of Fame ace of the Maddux, Glavine, Braves dynasty of the 1990’s says, emphatically, YES. With Zack Greinke on board, this may be the greatest trio of starting pitchers in all History. On your Houston Astros. And that’s the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.
Zack Greinke, Justin Verlander, and Gerrit Cole. The Greats of our generation. They’re like Earth, Wind and Fire.
Zack Greinke has arrived, and so has his Breakin-T t-shirt, the first with Greinke as an Astro
Mark it down. With Zack Greinke, the Houston Astros are now the favorites for winning this year’s World Series. And in full anticipation of a dominant play-off run, Breaking T has the first Zack Greinke t-shirt as an Astro, along with the rest of this dominant pitching trio, Justin Verlander and Gerrit Cole.
No doubt, as the playoffs approach, there will be other Zack Greinke shirts. But this one is the first. And this one is unique, because this shirt has ALL THREE future Hall of Fame pitchers together on the same shirt. Perfection comes in threes. This is probably the last year these three pitchers will be together as Astros, so there is a no more perfect way for you to remember this amazing 2019 Astros season than with the Zack Greinke t-shirt by Breaking T.
Your officially licensed Zack Greinke t-shirt is an ultra-soft, ultra-durable, poly/cotton blend and comes in all sizes. Its simple design just screams Texas, y’all. But opposing batters are going to need a lot more than just good luck when they have to face these three intimidators. Delivery is lightning-fast when you ORDER HERE on our secure check out page. It’s only $28, and if you’re not completely satisfied, we’ll refund your money in full.
Here’s what a few of Breaking T’s many satisfied customers have had to say about their shirts:
“Guys...just wanted to commend you for super fast shipping and also salute you for using a quality soft t-shirt.” —J.T., Birmingham, Ala.
”Will be rocking this at the ASG tomorrow!!! Thank you BreakingT for lightning fast service/shipping!” —Diana, Las Vegas
This is an amazing team. This is an amazing trio of pitchers.
This Good Luck Y’all T-shirt is a truly unique opportunity to celebrate both. But like a Zack Greinke heater, you won’t see this shirt around for long. So don’t wait. On your mark. Get set. Go.
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