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Michael Brantley: Professional Hitter. Breaking-T’s latest smart Astros shirt

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Who knew he could crush like THIS.

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Michael Brantley, new Astro. Can he ever hit!

MLB: All Star Game-National League at American League Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports

That’s Michael Brantley, Houston Astro hitter extraordinaire, smashing a double at the 2019 All-Star game. Clean swing, straight to the ball. It’s how you want your kid to hit.

That’s what a PROFESSIONAL HITTER looks like.

Some players in baseball today make a lot of noise with their mouths. Michael Brantley makes all his noise with his BAT.

When he came to Houston this winter, who knew he’d mash like THIS?

Batting average: .330, 2nd in the AL

OPS: .916, 8th in the AL

He has 124 hits, 15 home runs, the most multi-hit games in the AL, and with all that, the third lowest strikeout rate in the American League.

He’s a PROFESSIONAL HITTER.

The Houston Astros are World Series bound in 2019. And in honor of our new “Uncle Mike,” Breakin-T, in conjunction with the Crawfish Boxes, is offering, for a limited time, this exclusive Michael Brantley: Professional Hitter t-shirt.

Playoff fever is almost here, so now is the time to show off your Astros pride. If your friends don’t know who Michael Brantley is yet, they will soon, because your Breaking -T t-shirt will teach them just what they need to know:

Michael Brantley: Professional Hitter

Your officially licensed Michael Brantley t-shirt is an ultra-soft, ultra-durable, poly/cotton blend and comes in all sizes. Its simple design looks as sharp as a Brantley line drive to left center field. Delivery is lightning-fast when you ORDER HERE on our secure check out page. It’s only $28, and it you’re not completely satisfied, we’ll refund your money in full.

Here’s what a few of Breaking T’s many satisfied customers have had to say about their shirts:

“Guys...just wanted to commend you for super fast shipping and also salute you for using a quality soft t-shirt.” —J.T., Birmingham, Ala.
”Will be rocking this at the ASG tomorrow!!! Thank you BreakingT for lightning fast service/shipping!” —Diana, Las Vegas

MLB: Oakland Athletics at Houston Astros Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

The reader of the Crawfish Boxes is not the average fan. Then why would you wear an average t-shirt? Sport something unique. Sport something that shows you know baseball. Let the world know that the thinking fan appreciates MICHAEL BRANTLEY. Because there’s a no more PROFESSIONAL HITTER in baseball today. So spread the word. Don’t wait. Order now

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