Astros Crawfish Boil: March 30, 2016

Astros News

Battle for Astros' closer nears final stretch - Houston Chronicle
When Astros manager A.J. Hinch recently described what he wanted from his last bullpen spot, he had a bottom-line observation.

Projecting the Houston Astros' win total for the 2016 season - MLB
The Houston Astros slugged 230 home runs in 2015, but can they repeat that success in 2016? Joe Peta gives his season preview.

Astros' Joe Sclafani: Sent to minors - CBSSports.com
Astros' Joe Sclafani: Sent to minors

The Astros reserved the shortest urinal for their shortest player - SBNation.com
The Houston Astros and Jake Marisnick have NO CHILL when it comes to Altuve's height.

MLB News

Matt Harvey's mystery injury was caused by not peeing enough - SBNation.com
This is a PSA for all the pee holders out there.

Ichiro Suzuki is joining a new club - Beyond the Box Score
Ichiro was already the oldest player in baseball once, and with enough playing time, he'll repeat in 2016, and join an elite group of players. How does he hold up to his peers in this group?

What's the strangest MLB promo giveaway you've ever received? - SBNation.com
(For free)