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Things that the analytics tell us are worse than Jerome Williams:
War
Pestilence
Nuclear holocaust
James Harden's defense
The Springfield Tire FIre
My understanding of defensive metrics
Analytics themselves
Luhnow Truthers
The term "Luhnow Truthers"
Britta...(RIP Community. Five seasons and a move?)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D before Winter Solider's release
The Matrix sequels
Jar-Jar Binks
Texas Tech
Lubbock in general
Artificial turf
The designated hitter
The novels of Susan Sondheim
People who share baby photos on Facebook
People who don't like your adorable moppet's photos on Facebook
People who take selfies
People who use the term, "selfies"
People who use "unnecessary" quotation "marks"
Tim's name pronunciations on the podcast
My ability to respond to emails in a timely manner
The letter "W"
The Following
People who spoil Game of Thrones plot twists
Cardinals fans
Cubs fans
Rangers fans
The official scorer in Arlington
Alex Rios' defense
Carlos Lee
Carlos Lee again
Caddyshack 2
Humidity
Mosquitos
Places that only serve Pepsi
Places that don't serve Dr. Pepper
Lucas Harrell
Astros County (haha, not really. Just seeing if you were paying attention. Those guys are the best)
And that's it.
Did I miss anything? After Friday's game, we need to categorically define everything that's worse than Williams (who, by the way, is a wonderful human being and a terrible baseball player).