Things that the analytics tell us are worse than Jerome Williams:
James Harden's defense
The Springfield Tire FIre
My understanding of defensive metrics
The term "Luhnow Truthers"
Britta...(RIP Community. Five seasons and a move?)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D before Winter Solider's release
The Matrix sequels
Lubbock in general
The designated hitter
The novels of Susan Sondheim
People who share baby photos on Facebook
People who don't like your adorable moppet's photos on Facebook
People who take selfies
People who use the term, "selfies"
People who use "unnecessary" quotation "marks"
Tim's name pronunciations on the podcast
My ability to respond to emails in a timely manner
The letter "W"
People who spoil Game of Thrones plot twists
The official scorer in Arlington
Alex Rios' defense
Carlos Lee again
Places that only serve Pepsi
Places that don't serve Dr. Pepper
Astros County (haha, not really. Just seeing if you were paying attention. Those guys are the best)
And that's it.
Did I miss anything? After Friday's game, we need to categorically define everything that's worse than Williams (who, by the way, is a wonderful human being and a terrible baseball player).