Spring training gamethread: Astros at Miami, 12:05 p.m.

Grapefruit League record (which means as much as a hill of beans...what does that even mean? Did people used to have hills of beans lying around? Why would you make hills out of those beans? Is that the point? I'm confused): 2-1

Monday's lineup:

Monday at MIA: Grossman-lf; Villar-ss; Krauss-DH; Dominguez-3b; Wallace-1b; Springer-cf; Martinez-rf; Stassi-c; Petit-2b, Keuchel-p

— Houston Astros (@astros) March 3, 2014

For the Marlins:

#Marlins lineup: Furcal 2B, Yelich LF, Stanton RF, Jones 1B, Baker DH, McGehee 3B, Marisnick CF, Hechavarria SS, Mathis C, Turner RHP

— Bernie Pleskoff (@BerniePleskoff) March 3, 2014

Cool photo:

Bill Parcells and Bo Porter pic.twitter.com/f3RLzi6D72

— Evan Drellich (@EvanDrellich) March 3, 2014