MLB Scores: Astros 2, Rangers 3

Does anyone know why a naked 20-year old girl riding atop a wrecking ball couldn't have saved this game? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Hint: what do wrecking balls do? Anyone? Well, if y'all really want to know, the girl on the wrecking ball couldn't have saved this game because there was nothing left for her to wreck. #OhSnap

Now I'm sure you all were expecting a game recap, but instead you get a pop quiz today because that's just more fun than hearing about some boring team, the Rangers.

INSTRUCTIONS: You will have 10 minutes to complete the quiz. When finished, please turn your quiz over.

Word Bank: Chris Carter, bunting, Jeff Luhnow, Rodon, ash, George Springer, Mexico, 11, Jose Altuve, a defensive error caused by lack of mental focus, Matt Dominguez, Ted Cruz

1.) Another word for "100+ loss season"
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2.) This U.S. Senator reading Green Eggs and Ham to a crowd of sleepy senators garnered higher Nielsen ratings than an Astros game on CSN-Houston.
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3.) Christopher Columbus is to America as Jeff Luhnow is to what?
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4.) Sigmund Freud shares the same birthday as which current Astros player?
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5.) This man is supreme leader of the land.
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6.) Jason Bourgeois once donned an Astros jersey bearing the number of consecutive losses the Astros now have.
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7.) _______ is an abomination.
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8.) If Jose Altuve was a grill, and a 5-oz. filet mignon was put on it, what would be the doneness of the steak after 5 minutes?
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9.) The 2014 American League rookie of the year is
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10.) This man is part dragon and part man, but it's more anatomically correct to say he's a hybrid of the two.
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BONUS: Who hit his 21st home run tonight?
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