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MLB Scores: Mariners 4, Astros 0

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Can you just not talk to me for a while? Thanks, that'd be great.

Otto Greule Jr

I don't want to talk about it.

"Hey, but Dave, you really need to get this recap done. People are going to want to read about the game."

I Don't Want To Talk About It.

"No, but seriously. There are people out there, up at midnight, who want to know how the Astros did."

I DON'T WANT to talk about IT

"Yeah, but what about that Aaron Harang guy? He nearly threw a no-hitter against Houston. Complete game two-hitter. Why couldn't the Astros hit him? They need your insight."

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Is this team getting home any time soon?

Is this the same team that had a winning streak recently?

Why do I feel like we're spiraling back into the horrible months of June and July last year, when wins were like desert oases, so few and far between, they seemed like mirages.

Why am I still talking about this??

Can we just cut to Bo Porter yelling at the team some more for those defensive miscues? Seriously, ya'll. They're killing ME, and I'm only listening to the game on the radio.

Let's just go to bed. Maybe tomorrow's game will be better.

Sigh.

I don't want to talk about it.