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It all started with Myself and Brooks (Subber10) showing off our winter man growth:
@subber10 this is what I've got going on twitter.com/TimothyDeBlock…
— Timothy De Block (@TimothyDeBlock) February 19, 2013
@timothydeblock you've got me beat. twitter.com/Subber10/statu…
— Brooks Parker (@Subber10) February 19, 2013
And quickly escalated into a beard off:
@timothydeblock @subber10 So I guess I'm last in the @crawfishboxes beard contest. Tough competition.#NotReallytwitpic.com/c4yz24
— Sean Feist (@native_astro) February 19, 2013
@timothydeblock @subber10 This was me two weeks ago. Now I'm back down to nothing. twitter.com/AnthonyBoyerTC…
— Anthony Boyer (@AnthonyBoyerTCB) February 19, 2013
I wanna play! @timothydeblock @subber10 twitter.com/cardsjason/sta…
— jason cardwell (@cardsjason) February 19, 2013
We then went from pounding our chest to other areas of interest:
Bagwell is our inspiration: desipio.com/wp-content/upl… RT @subber10 If the #CrawfishBoxesBeardoff continues...TCB may end up The Crawfish Beard
— Timothy De Block (@TimothyDeBlock) February 19, 2013
Somebody who is good with photoshop needs to put a beard on Luhnow...
— Brooks Parker (@Subber10) February 19, 2013
There's only one beard that would do:
Ask and ye shall receive: @jluhnow joins the #CrawfishBeardOff assets.sbnation.com/assets/2187999…
— Timothy De Block (@TimothyDeBlock) February 19, 2013
@timothydeblock @subber10 #fearthecrawfishbeard twitter.com/d_more55/statu…
— Ryan Dunsmore(@d_more55) February 19, 2013
Suddenly everyone within the Astros organization past and present was getting the Jeff Bagwell makeover:
@subber10 @timothydeblock Baby face altuve no more #crawfishbeardoff twitter.com/d_more55/statu…
— Ryan Dunsmore(@d_more55) February 19, 2013
Kevin Goldstein chimed in with this:
@timothydeblock I don’t even want to know what’s going on….
— Kevin Goldstein (@Kevin_Goldstein) February 19, 2013
Which eventually lead to this conversation:
@timothydeblock @kevin_goldstein I'm surprised tim hasn't made one of @fastballs yet
— Brooks Parker (@Subber10) February 19, 2013
@subber10 @kevin_goldstein Go Google images @fastballs he's like a ghost
— Timothy De Block (@TimothyDeBlock) February 19, 2013
@timothydeblock @subber10 @kevin_goldstein There are far more "images I've made" than "images of me".
— Mike Fast (@fastballs) February 19, 2013
@fastballs @subber10 @kevin_goldstein Yup, two of the first eight are pitch F/X graphs.
— Timothy De Block (@TimothyDeBlock) February 19, 2013
@timothydeblock @fastballs @subber10 Just put a beard on that.
— Kevin Goldstein (@Kevin_Goldstein) February 19, 2013
Done:
@timothydeblock BEARDf/x
— Mike Fast (@fastballs) February 19, 2013
And that ladies and gentlemen is why if you're not on Twitter you should be.
Follow me at @TimothyDeBlock