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TCB Astros Fantasy Report Week 14

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As weeks drag on, I find it more difficult to write this column. Not because I have lost my passion for baseball or writing, but rather because I am running out of metaphors for how useless the Astros have been to fantasy managers over the past month or so.

I won't bother with "Looking Back" or "Looking Ahead" because neither is worth looking at. Here is a weekly summary:

  • Wandy Rodriguez was good, but only in five innings.
  • Brett Myers got a save.
  • The Astros' only good hitter was Scott Moore, but nobody owned him on Fantasy Teams, so who cares?

Hitters
Name Rank R HR RBI SB AVG OPS
Scott Moore 100 4 3 4 0 0.276 0.897
José Altuve 136 3 0 4 3 0.250 0.611
Jordan Schafer 268 3 0 2 2 0.217 0.554
J.D. Martínez 271 3 1 3 0 0.286 0.739
Brian Bogusevic 365 2 0 1 2 0.200 0.533
Chris Snyder 720 2 0 1 0 0.429 1.207
Jason Castro 740 0 0 4 0 0.333 0.770
Carlos Lee 746 3 0 0 1 0.240 0.681
Jed Lowrie 752 3 0 3 0 0.217 0.606
Brian Bixler 1265 0 0 0 0 0.167 0.334
Matt Downs 1285 0 0 0 0 0.000 -
Chris Johnson 1313 0 0 0 0 0.188 0.528
Pitchers
Name Rank W L SV ERA WHIP K/9
Wandy Rodríguez 112 1 0 0 0.00 1.12 8.44
Brett Myers 198 0 0 1 0.00 0.67 0.00
Rhiner Cruz 305 0 0 0 3.00 1.00 12.00
Bud Norris 313 0 1 0 2.57 1.14 7.71
Brandon Lyon 803 0 0 0 7.36 1.36 12.27
Wesley Wright 853 0 1 0 13.50 2.25 13.50
David Carpenter 1205 0 0 0 13.50 2.25 0.00
Lucas Harrell 1240 0 0 0 9.00 1.80 16.20
Fernando Rodríguez 1312 0 1 0 9.00 2.25 11.25
Dallas Keuchel 1341 0 1 0 6.35 1.94 3.18
J.A. Happ 1361 0 1 0 9.95 1.58 5.68
Jordan Lyles 1362 0 1 0 7.36 1.45 7.36

The Crawfish Boxes Leagues

The Crawfish Boxes: HMC Wrecking Crew is back in first after winning against Cocamos. Best win goes to Tu Many Altooves who beat Lima-Time Clan by 12-0. Best win that did not involve a team missing inning requirements was Jellystone Berra's 2-9-1 win over me.

TCB Baseball Madness: The Beers is now in first place with a 10-1-1 win over brad e. That was also the most lopsided win of the week. Best legitimate win (inning requirements again) was Houston Buffs..? over Joe Morgan's a Fool by 9-3.

Boxes O' Crawfish: Astros don't suck now has a commanding lead after a legitimate 12-0 win over Bayou Dogs. Both teams met inning requirements, but ADS just dominated every category with All-Star worthy weeks from Mike Trout, Adam Lind, and James McDonald.