I know, with the call-up of Jose Altuve, these seem pointless, right?
WRONG!
Let's talk some minor league baseball. Unfortunately, I have no idea what games are going on, as I'm living in the internet stone age for another 12 hours. So, be gentle and update your friends in the comments.
Oh, and see if you can trade Carlos Lee so that J.D. Martinez will also get called up to the majors...