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The Astros twelve days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the second day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the third day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the fourth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the fifth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the sixth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,


On the seventh day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the eighth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
eight arbitration eligible players
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the ninth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
nine starting pitchers
eight arbitration eligible players
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,


On the tenth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
ten season ticket spam emails
nine starting pitchers
eight arbitration eligible players
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
the eleventh 2011 draft selection
ten season ticket spam emails
nine starting pitchers
eight arbitration eligible players
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board,

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Astros gave to me
twelve hot stove rumors
the eleventh 2011 draft selection
ten season ticket spam emails
nine starting pitchers
eight arbitration eligible players
seven TCB writers
six Minor League signings
five years of rebuilding
four Minor League callups
three new Major League players
two Rule 5 players
and a new 54-by-124 foot video board.