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I am so very happy that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely joyous that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I feel without any question at all blessed that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. It is, like, very blissful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am especially blithe that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am very captivated that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely cheerful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely chipper that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am without any question at all chirpy that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely content that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. Contented is the feeling that I have now that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. If the Yankees losing their series to the Tigers doesn't make you feel convivial , then what will? I am especially delighted that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am very ecstatic that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am effervescent and elated that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am flippant and exultant that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers.

Furthermore, I am out of my skull with joy that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am nothing less than glad that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely gleeful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely gratified that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am without any question at all hopped up that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely intoxicated that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am very jolly that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely joyful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am very joyous that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely jubilant that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am without any question at all giddy and light-headed now that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am of especially good spirits now that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely merry that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am simply mirthful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely overjoyed that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am nothing less than peppy over the Yankees having lost their series to the Tigers. I am so very perky that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am absolutely playful that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am without any question at all of very pleasant mood that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am extremely pleased that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am very satisfied that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers, to state it mildly. I am without any question at all sparkling that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am in such a great fucking mood ever since the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am animated, bouncy, and carefree since learning the news that the Yankees have lost their series to the Tigers. I am of sunny disposition since the Yankees have lost their series to the Tigers. I am especially thrilled that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers. I am oh so tickled pink that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers.

It is with outstandingly high spirits that I report that the Yankees lost their series to the Tigers.