All media outlets will lodge their foot in their mouths on that hallowed day, and on that day we will stand victorious. I'll make it a point to heckle naysayers and pompous, mindless, voices alike across the media. Anywhere from olney to heyman. Not one single stone unturned. A coalition of Astro faithful will take to twitter and other social media sites, and we will raise as much hell as possible. many will be blocked on that day my friends. Not to mention get into a physical altercation with a rangers fan. I'm going to partake in a voyage of sorts to the metroplex, #onamission to pick the biggest baddest ranger "fan" in Dallas and challenge him to a duel, a la renaissance era, slap to the face and all. I will then, with the passion and intensity of our fearless leader bo porter, coursing through my veins, smite my foe down in triumph in a scene reminiscent of david and goliath. Confirming yet again that Houston reigns supreme in the great land of Texas. Thats a must. Ill become an Astro vigilante, if you will. undoing all the evils said unto our club that we hold most dear. Disastro, they'll call me. ill slink into the night, darkness my only friend and ally, elusive and unseen, like jose altuve in a room of men of height of standard fare, and powerful like the mighty dragon TROGDOR, whom resides in left field, breathing fire and burninating the likes of any one man brave enough to challenge him with a ball of great speed within the vicinity of his everlasting wheelhouse. On that hallowed day, that the Astros win it all, ill bring sweet retribution to all those who have made the Astros the butt of a joke. We as Astros fans shall ride on majestic, translucent steeds, with a World Series in hand, into the sunset. Until then, ignore the noise, and beat that ranger ass.
Oh, I'll also probably get a mural of Luhnow, Bo Porter, and the world series MVP tattooed across my chest. I'm thinking something along the lines of a bee gees style tat. Illustrious, gleaming, silver matching jackets and skin tight pants. The jacket exposing a plethora of chest hair. Ill start the blueprint for this sweet number in the near future, we're closer than most think.