I feel as if I've had manure forced into my facial offaces after being an Astros fan these past two (six?) seasons. I used to enjoy writing fan posts about my favorite team, but now it's about on the same level as doing the laundry. I've been thinking about several things over the past few months that I wanted to write about and get people's thoughts. But I procrastinated.

The way I like to think about this current team, in order to keep myself from smashing my head through a window, is like this: Altuve as early 90s Biggio, Lowrie as early 90s Cammy and Singleton as Bagwell, and Springer as Finley. So you see... oh just screw it all...