TCB Astros Fantasy Report Week 14

As weeks drag on, I find it more difficult to write this column. Not because I have lost my passion for baseball or writing, but rather because I am running out of metaphors for how useless the Astros have been to fantasy managers over the past month or so.

I won't bother with "Looking Back" or "Looking Ahead" because neither is worth looking at. Here is a weekly summary:

Hitters
Name Rank R HR RBI SB AVG OPS
Scott Moore 100 4 3 4 0 0.276 0.897
José Altuve 136 3 0 4 3 0.250 0.611
Jordan Schafer 268 3 0 2 2 0.217 0.554
J.D. Martínez 271 3 1 3 0 0.286 0.739
Brian Bogusevic 365 2 0 1 2 0.200 0.533
Chris Snyder 720 2 0 1 0 0.429 1.207
Jason Castro 740 0 0 4 0 0.333 0.770
Carlos Lee 746 3 0 0 1 0.240 0.681
Jed Lowrie 752 3 0 3 0 0.217 0.606
Brian Bixler 1265 0 0 0 0 0.167 0.334
Matt Downs 1285 0 0 0 0 0.000 -
Chris Johnson 1313 0 0 0 0 0.188 0.528
Pitchers
Name Rank W L SV ERA WHIP K/9
Wandy Rodríguez 112 1 0 0 0.00 1.12 8.44
Brett Myers 198 0 0 1 0.00 0.67 0.00
Rhiner Cruz 305 0 0 0 3.00 1.00 12.00
Bud Norris 313 0 1 0 2.57 1.14 7.71
Brandon Lyon 803 0 0 0 7.36 1.36 12.27
Wesley Wright 853 0 1 0 13.50 2.25 13.50
David Carpenter 1205 0 0 0 13.50 2.25 0.00
Lucas Harrell 1240 0 0 0 9.00 1.80 16.20
Fernando Rodríguez 1312 0 1 0 9.00 2.25 11.25
Dallas Keuchel 1341 0 1 0 6.35 1.94 3.18
J.A. Happ 1361 0 1 0 9.95 1.58 5.68
Jordan Lyles 1362 0 1 0 7.36 1.45 7.36

The Crawfish Boxes Leagues

The Crawfish Boxes: HMC Wrecking Crew is back in first after winning against Cocamos. Best win goes to Tu Many Altooves who beat Lima-Time Clan by 12-0. Best win that did not involve a team missing inning requirements was Jellystone Berra's 2-9-1 win over me.

TCB Baseball Madness: The Beers is now in first place with a 10-1-1 win over brad e. That was also the most lopsided win of the week. Best legitimate win (inning requirements again) was Houston Buffs..? over Joe Morgan's a Fool by 9-3.

Boxes O' Crawfish: Astros don't suck now has a commanding lead after a legitimate 12-0 win over Bayou Dogs. Both teams met inning requirements, but ADS just dominated every category with All-Star worthy weeks from Mike Trout, Adam Lind, and James McDonald.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join The Crawfish Boxes

You must be a member of The Crawfish Boxes to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Crawfish Boxes. You should read them.

Join The Crawfish Boxes

You must be a member of The Crawfish Boxes to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Crawfish Boxes. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9351_tracker