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The Legend of Jed Lowrie

Jed Lowrie returns to the active roster as of Friday.

At one point in time, Jed was the apple in the eye of Red Sox Nation. His stellar initial play led to quite a bit of excitement http://firebrandal.com/2011/04/18/the-legend-of-jed-lowrie/

and fun ........

--including a Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Get-Jed-Lowrie-to-the-2011-All-Star-Game/104762389612363

-- a t-shirt line http://www.bottomlinesox.com/2011-articles/april/vote-legend-of-jed-lowrie-or-return-of-the-jed-t-shirt-designs.html

-- and even his own twitter hashtag which took on a sort of Chuck Norris feel -- #TheLegendofJedLowrie

Here are a few of my favorites:

“Waldo is hiding from Jed Lowrie.”

Jed Lowrie invented the Lucha Libre style of professional wrestling

“In Pulp Fiction what was in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase was actually Jed Lowrie’s baby pictures.”

“Jed Lowrie once won the Tour de France on a Tricycle.”

Jed Lowrie has been holding MacGyver captive for over 13 years

Jed Lowrie invented Nutella and popularized it amongst Oregonians

“Keyser Soze is terrified of Jed Lowrie.”

When Jed Lowrie cries, cold fusion occurs.

Germans prefer The Jed 7-to-1 over The Hoff

You piss your name into the snow. Jed Lowrie pisses his name into cement.

Today is Bob Dylan’s birthday. To celebrate, Bob wrote a song about Jed Lowrie and sang it to family.

Jed Lowrie will never have the intangibles that Derek Jeter has, like herpes.

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