In yet another inten unintentional blunder by the folks at MLB and/or Astros headquarters, we are now presented with what might be the biggest leak of them all. That's right, while the return to the white, orange and blues with a proper H-Town Star is all fine and dandy and rekindles many a long lost nostalgia, some may argue that our transformation isn't quite complete. But for those, there is a big, green, unidentified and somehow yet identified flying ORBIT that can be ordered for birthday parties, anniversaries, bah mitzvahs and other grand occasions.

According to the Astros website, "requesting Orbit to visit your events is easy." I personally wouldn't delay, however. I'm told Orbit will only be available on pre-order until his "official" introduction this Friday.