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Bring Back Orbit



My wife and I have been talking about this just about every day over the past two seasons. As we reach back into our memories of when we had something to root for other than the future, because face it these past couple of years we aint had much to cheer. However, I'm not here to bash the 'Stros, nor will i ever, but this is something that i think is stirring across the hometown faithful along with a few other musings.

We were listening to the 10th inning show the other night after the loss to the Braves and the topic was 10 things Jim Crane should/shoudn't do to encourage us fans. After a caller had the audacity to suggest raising ticket prices as a valuble move to increase revenue for free agent signings other callers chimed in on how to raise moral to the faithful and Astros alike. Two things that really got us excited was firstly new uniforms and secondly to bring back orbit!

The whole thing we always talk about it what the heck does a train and a jack rabbit have to do with space exploration? What does brick red pinstripes have to do with Houston? Nothing!

I read a few weeks the rumblings of other crawfishboxers over the uniform situation and i really like the idea of doing an updated version of the shooting star jerseys, you know the ones from before the rainbow era? (rainbows have nothing to do with space either) Personally, my favorite was the future star blue and gold of the 90's, but Jim Crane would do well by considering this. Think about the revenue built by a city buying all new memorabilia, jerseys, and caps.

Secondly, bring back orbit! I already mentioned that a Junction Jack has nothing to do with the Astros or Houston. Sure MMP is an the old train station, but in a city that is know for its sprawling metropolis and crazy highways i ask you...when was the last time you saw a jack rabbit in Houston...and is a 7ft tall jack rabbit in over-alls what you think of? Thats not cute, that freaking creepy! (imagine what would happen if you hit him with your car on i-45?) Nevertheless, Orbit is entertaining, interesting, and relevant. Replace the train in center with a UFO or Space Shuttle and let the engineer become an Astronaut. Maybe something thing to remember the Challenger or Columbia Disasters.

Either way their is to much history in Houston for us to simply try and fit in with the rest of the clubs around the league. The Astros are a newer team, but that new. We dont have to try and fit in with the league, we should embrace the future and set the trend for the up and comers.

P.S. I do not ever want to see an owner, GM, or manager listen to fans about free agents or strategy.

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I think even Alyson Footer

has said that the Junction Jack uniform needs to get binned when Crane takes over.

We need to bring back some distinctive character to this franchise, and that means coming up with a better logo, MOTTO (we are your Astros, I hope whoever thought that up got fired), and colour scheme.

by AstroB on Jun 14, 2011 3:53 AM CDT reply actions  

 Miss orbit too but I want fat orbit not thin orbit.

by ntn on Jun 14, 2011 6:57 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sorry, I disagree.

No mascot will ever be “entertaining, interesting, or relevant” unless you’re a four year old.

Seriously, if you’re going to Astros games to a see a teenager dressed up in a furry outfit, you’re wasting your money. Go to Six Flags or Disneyworld instead.

I’m cool with the idea of returning more space themes to the park, because it is something that’s unique to Houston, but that’s still secondary to having a winning team on the field.

by ToyCannon on Jun 14, 2011 10:13 AM CDT reply actions  

I think Minute Maid should

be revamped to show our history. It’s a nice ballpark as it is, but it doesn’t reflect the history of the space program, which is what the Astros are named after. But I’m certainly not fond of changing the team name to something else at all to fit the current theme of the ballpark.

A total overhaul isn’t necesary, but a little paint to reflect upon a space theme would be nice. Along with the change of uniforms to reflect the space theme & a new logo for the team.

I think having a space theme is something to be proud of, and something new on the major league level, since no team has a distinct theme. But nothing too drastic. The Marlins are adding fish tanks to their new ballpark though. The Nationals have that presidential race. Something on that scale.

Also, getting rid of that bunny.

A rose with no fragrance is like a baseball player with no average. *cough* Joe Inglett...

by BustaPozee on Jun 14, 2011 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

We can have races like the Nats. A Cowboy vs Astronaut vs an Oil Man vs Doctor.

by Silentjay on Jun 14, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Killer Bee

I miss the days of the Killer B’s. People actually got behind that and showed up to the stadiums all on their own in Bee outfits. Yeah, as weird as that was, it was pretty awesome in 2005 when they had they Bee sound track cranked up with the roof closed. What if they made the mascot a Killer B to pay homage to the best years of the Astros with Bagwell, Biggio and Berkman taking us to the WS? Much cooler than a jackrabit or an alien (also nothing to do with space). Uniforms don’t matter a whole lot to me, but all the great teams over the year have at least kept the logo consistent. Win or loose the Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs and more, have generally kept the Logo the same. Yeah the uniforms change and update, but they always stick with the logo. I personally like the old solid star with the H. Simple Classic and you can mess with the colors all you want but it still works. Stupid shooting star…probably bad luck not to connect the star anyway.

by cwevans79 on Jun 14, 2011 11:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Its laughable

I mean come on, what in gods name is going on here?

by AstroB on Jun 19, 2011 9:50 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh lord

A rose with no fragrance is like a baseball player with no average. *cough* Joe Inglett...

by BustaPozee on Jun 19, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What part of that Says Houston?

That looks more like Petticoat Junction, not Houston TX.

by Silentjay on Jun 20, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

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