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Houston Astros at Arizona Diamondbacks, June 13, 2009 7:10 PM CDT

Houston Astros at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 13, 2009 7:10 PM CDT


Roy Oswalt

#44 / Pitcher / Houston Astros

6-0

190

R

R

Aug 29, 1977

 

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2009 - Roy Oswalt 2-3 13 13 0 0 0 0 75.1 83 39 39 12 20 58 4.66 1.37

 

Jon Garland

#52 / Pitcher / Arizona Diamondbacks

6-6

210

R

R

Sep 27, 1979

 

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2009 - Jon Garland 4-6 13 12 0 0 0 0 69.0 82 46 43 8 32 28 5.61 1.65

 

Roy O, Roy O.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

Well, I sorta know. He allows almost 1.5 HR every nine innings. His walk rate is the second highest of his sterling career. Lots of line drives, too many fly balls and not enough ground balls. It's a deadly combination for a starting pitcher.

He has been injured though. A right wrist injury has made it difficult for Roy to feel comfortable throwing his breaking pitches. His especially good curveball has been off thus far in 2009, which has led him to throw his slider much more frequently.

Would it bother you if the Astros traded Roy? Or maybe I should phrase it this way: how MUCH would it bother you if the Astros traded Roy. He has amassed the greatest career of any Astros starter in team history. For the most part, he shuts up, pitches through injury and takes the ball every fifth day. At season's end though, he cleans out his locker and heads back home to Mississippi. No problem with that. It's his home. He's a grown man, and can do what he wants. It doesn't exactly make the hometown fans fall in love with the guy, the way Houston has with Lance Berkman, Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell. Even Hunter Pence has built himself a house here in town. Again, Roy can do what he wants, but this does factor into the equation, as far as I'm concerned.

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“I don’t think we’re in Comiskey anymore, Toto.”

by Evan Hochschild on Jun 13, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I just choked on my dinner laughing.

"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."

by Elephande on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't make much difference what I would think about trading Oswalt.

McLane has made it clear that he wants to keep Roy in Houston until the end of his career. He said that’s why he agreed to a no trade clause in Roy’s contract.

From my perspective, I would be sad if Oswalt was traded. However, I could probably get over it if the Astros got a huge haul in return. But, as I say, it ain’t happening.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 8:19 AM CDT reply actions  

What an irrelevant topic!?

We should’ve traded Roy-O LAST year when he was actually worth something. It’s too late now. Maybe some desperate team will want to pick him up (ahem, Chicago White Sox), but I still don’t see that happening. Roy-O is worthless.

by scalito on Jun 13, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

you're so cute when you're stupid

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No problem at all going home to Mississippi

At least he isn’t a damn Yankee. I have more trouble with Bagwell being from Boston than with Roy going home to Mississippi in the offseason.

by Xan on Jun 13, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Biggio was born on Long Island. Your point?

"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."

by Elephande on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

FWIW...Nieve is starting today for the Mets...

facing the Yankees on the Fox game of the week. Nieve had a good first inning. But it’s early. McCarver is impressed by Nieve’s 94 mph heater on the corner.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

what's more embarassing:

Milton Bradley throwing a live ball into the stands or Castillo dropping that potential game-ending infield pop-fly?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Castillo's misplay was more damaging.

It cost the Mets the game…no question about it. Bradley’s brain cramp on that catch probably didn’t affect the game’s score or outcome.

However, there is a big difference how each player handled the aftermath. Castillo was embarrassed and horrified…said he couldn’t sleep last night. Bradley said he wasn’t embarrassed. “That’s life. Sue me,” he said.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fox announcers criticizing Astros...

for letting Nieve go. “I can’t imagine that the Astros have four pitchers better than Fernando Nieve.” They are building up Nieve’s stuff and potential.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

Buck and McCarver might very well be the stupidest men on television.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nieve gets the win for the Mets and pitched well.

I think he allowed something like 5 hits and 2 runs. Sometimes the TJ surgery pitchers suddenly get better.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bourn gets on base, steals second

Why is Erstad hitting 2nd?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

And it appears that

Pence gets the night off, too.

Looks like Oswalt pissed off Coop.

Strikes out the leadoff man, groundout to Kata (with an amusing bobble), flyout to Erstad in right.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

D-Backs have an uneventful bottom of the 1st against Roy.

And I’m just now digesting this hodge podge lineup for the Astros. Maysonet at 3d? Kata at 2d? Erstad in RF?

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Berkman flew out to left

hard to tell. My FSN feed breaks up after every commercial break for about two minutes.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Pudge flies out to center

well hit, though, fwiw

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Cooper is still in spring training mode...

he wants to play Kata at 2d and Maysonet at 3d to see which one he wants to keep on the roster when Matsui returns.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe

it should be the guy who has a chance to be halfway decent.

Of course, that probably means Maysonet will get sent down, instead.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maysonet grounds out

let’s not make it tough on them or anything, guys.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Cooper really is pissed at Oswalt...

at least it’s hard to see how Oswalt will get any runs scored by the lineup behind him.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that was shameful

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

strikes out reynolds

great pitch, low and inside.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

roy walks montero

whoops

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

wrist

Does it look like the wrist might still be a problem?

by rdf8585 on Jun 13, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

don't know.

Roy just goes through these periods where he can’t find the strike zone consistently.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes me wonder

since he’s living off his fastball, almost exclusively, i wonder if the wrist is still a problem since it affected his curve

by rdf8585 on Jun 13, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

infield fly

and then another walk. Fortunately (knock on wood) Garland is up.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

who pops out to Berkman

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

oswalt takes more pitches than probably any other hitter so far

grounds out to first

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

easy fly out to upton

from Bourn

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

"He would like to give Carlos at least one game off of left field in each of those series..."

I swear, Cooper, if you don’t DH every game….

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Erstad lines out to third

good times.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos can't haul

his bloated contract over to the line fast enough, and the D-Backs get a hit.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Parra hits a line drive through the hole

isn’t Maysonet technically a SS?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

JD refers to run expectancy, moneyball, and bunting

be still, my heart.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

DL him

Just DL Oswalt for a couple weeks and let his wrist get better… b/c it doesn’t look to be in good shape now, judging by his inability to throw his curve

by rdf8585 on Jun 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think it's anything physical.

Whatever it is he needs to work out, I think, is probably mechanical or mental or something. He might need to go visit his old pitching coach again. That seemed to work last year, at least.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

that’s a poor reflection on Dewey Robinson

by rdf8585 on Jun 13, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, well

Dewey Robinson’s a poor pitching coach.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

runners on 1st and 2nd

broken bat fly ball to lance.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

groundball from upton to lance

runners move up. 2 outs.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Roy hits Reynolds on the arm

Oswalt busting him inside again. Looks like he swung to me, though.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

no, he didn't

bases loaded

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Montero swings at a good curve

flies out easily to Erstad.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

As bad as Garland has become....

it’s amazing that the Astros make him out to be Cy Young.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

miggy pops out

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos made an out

Berkman grounds out

yay?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos replaced by Jason Michaels

Oswalt must’ve said something rude to Coop in the dugout.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

young homers

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

it's a bad sign

that a 1-0 deficit feels totally insurmountable.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

(roy scowls at Cooper)

Coop: Get in there, Cheo!

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

Cruz would probably out-hit Erstad right now.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garland strikes out

on Roy’s great curve. Use that more, dude.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

and a soft groundout to the pitcher

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally!

Kata doubles to right!!!

Upton almost made a great play, too.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Maysonet grounds to 2nd

Kata moves up to third.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Roy swings at the first pitch,

Grounds to Garland.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos has the cramps.

I recommend Mydol.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

parra taps a ball to roy's right

who makes the throw to first.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

flyout to bourn

erstad tries to make a sliding catch in right, but can’t keep it in the glove. Drew gets the double.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Not only are the bats weak

But our defense happens to be taking a cue from the Keystone Cops.

Is there something about RF that makes that a difficult catch? Pence missed a similar sort of catch yesterday, too.

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

well

he got to the ball, at least. Just couldn’t keep it in the glove.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy flyout to erstad

crisis averted.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

The interviews this year are weak.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

run michael run

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

stand-up triple!

awesome

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Outstanding

I love triples even more than home runs.

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

shallow fly ball

michael holds at third. Tejada comes up to bat.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

woohoo

Miggy gets hit #2000 and an RBI.

Game tied 1-1

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

all aboard the gua-gua

appropriate circumstances for his 2000th hit

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda surprising that there are that many

but baseball’s been played a long time.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michaels grounds out to third

pretty good play by the 3b. Tejada to 2nd, 2 outs.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

And LANCE gets his 300th homer!!!

KICKASS!

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

a guy had a sign prepared in the stands

and he had a pretty cool orange jersey, too.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milestone night for the 'stros!

2000 hits for Tejada!
300 homers for Lance!

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

So Coop is trying to decide between Keeping Kata and keeping Maysonet when Matsui comes back

And this is his ridiculous rationale:

"Mays is making a stronger case because he can now be a third catcher," Cecil Cooper said. "He’s catching some bullpens, so his value increases a little bit. Kata got some stuff on the other side. He can be a pinch runner; he’s a switch-hitter.

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

bounching groundball to third

Roy has a high pitch count, but he actually seems to be gaining strength right now.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

strikes out Young

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

strikes out weizel

he’s got the big, looping curve working again.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Kata hits a ball to Stephen Drew

good throw

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Roy is staying in the game

I agree with this decision.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Maysonet gets an opposite field single

good pitch, though.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Guy in a pence jersey catches a roy foul ball

whilst holding his wallet and keys, no less.

Oswalt sac bunt.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

For probably the only time in his entire career (including the future)

Bourn is intentionally walked.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

this is astounding

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean

Erstad sucks and all, but wow

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turns out

he was actually walked twice when he was a Philly.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are correct, sir

the first time was to get to antonio alfonseca (nickname “the octopus”) when they were playing the padres

the second time was to get to clay condrey, but it also loaded the bases (2B was open)

curiously, these two IBBs came 5 games apart. when it rains, it pours, I guess

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Erstad grounds out, however

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't know Augie was a real name

I thought it was just made up for that “Role Models” movie

He flies out to Erstad.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Another easy groundout

Damn, Roy.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

and another

7 in a row.

Bad Roy suddenly turned into Good Roy when Lance hit that homer. Hooray.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

7th

surprised he was back out for the 7th but no harm done.

by rdf8585 on Jun 13, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Roy's a big boy

he can handle it

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jason Michaels doubles

very well-hit gapper.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

NOW they walk Berkman

the guy with the Berkman sign looks a lot like Q

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

RBI single from Pudge

4-1 stros

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Kata ROE

and it’s 5-1

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

nvm

single. He got there before the pitcher.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maysonet hits a sac fly

very nice

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

very

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

k's

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

pence was the only remaining position player.

and apparently he wants to save him in case of injury or something.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

we may run out of position players

but we’ve got a pitching staff that might be up to PHing if necessary…hampy, backe, etc.

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sampson comes in to pitch

the “insurmountable deficit” has turned into a fairly comfortable lead. What an odd game.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

upton walks

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

not good when Sampson has control problems.

that’s not him.

Now a seeing eye single by the D-Backs.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit!

astros can’t get a comfortable lead.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was a comedy of errors

6-3 Astros

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

trainer coming out

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

boo?

fuck you, Arizona

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrdak's on the mound

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

strikes out Montero

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

arias coming in

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

why take Byrdak out?

he seems to be pitching well…and he actually is getting RHBs out better than LHBs.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

coop probably thinks Byrdak's stats againt righties

are essentially a fluke. I don’t agree with that, but whatever.

I’d probably keep him in.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

coop

very confusing to figure out…

anyway im looking for a summer job, ill take the coaching position from coop for only 1,000 a game ill doo…

i can make better lineups and better pitching switches..

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jun 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Valverde is warming up

odd

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Young pops up

They missed Brent Spiner in their list of Bellaire HS grads.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Arias gives up a double to left

shit. 6-4 Astros

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Valverde coming in

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

D-Backs with a double...

and Cooper will bring in Valverde.

I don’t know about this.

For one thing, Cooper is emptying out the bullpen. That’s is like putting yourself on a ledge.

Plus, it’s Valverde’s first game back.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously

if you don’t think Valverde should be closing, then why bring him in here? Why not just bring in LaTroy for a slightly longer save?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

gets the pop out

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bourn tries the Wily-T power bunt

right at the 1b’s glove.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Erstad pops out to shallow center

one more out

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

oh right

forgot about the screwy lineup

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawkins is warming up?

I’m not sure I understand Cooper’s pitching strategies. I didn’t think the object of the game is to use every pitcher in the bullpen before the game is over.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Coop thinks the point

is to score the most Pitcher Abuse Points by the end of the season. Whoever does so wins the Dusty Baker Cup.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wants

all stros RP’s to lead league in appearances…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jun 13, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright

three outs. Let’s go, L-Train.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES DAMMIT

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

if we were to go into extra innings.

the only pitcher left is Backe.

of course, right now there is a distinct possibility of worse than extra innings.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU COOP YOU INCOMPETENT FUCK

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Conference at the mound

Dewey: “OK LaTroy, if you can’t get this guy out, we’re gonna give Maysonet a shot and if he screws it up, we’re sending him to AA”

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

DP

thank you, jesus

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

STRIKE OUT!

whew

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god....LeTroy gets the K.

But, as much as I like the win, my only thought is…

there has to be a better way of managing the pitching in the two innings of the game.

that was an outrageously bad job of managing.

And they say that was Hawkins’ only DP of the year.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

LeTroy?

Is that LaTroy’s French-Canadian cousin?

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, wouldn’t that be LeTroi? xP

"He walked 18."
"New league record!"
"Struck out 18."
"Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious shit."

by Elephande on Jun 13, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that.

Do you think he gets more attention in New York? Not one, but two, analysts dissecting video of his pitches. They even compare him to Johan Santana, because he is from Venezuela.

by clack on Jun 13, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brian Moehler is kinda like Roy Oswalt, you know

because he’s from the USA. Go America!

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know,

I hadn’t watched BBTN in a while, and now I remember why. The analysts are clownish doofi. It’s like ESPN took Chris Berman, mated him with Peter King, added a dash of Bill Plaschke, and then beat the resulting abomination about the head with a baseball bat for two hours. And then they cloned said abomination several times and gave that coven of retardation a late-night show supposedly about baseball, but really about terrible analysis and catchphrases.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bonus:

you know how JD pointed out that there are a lot more players who have hit 2000 hits than 300 HRs? And how 300 homers is thus more impressive?

Yeah, well, the unanimous opinion of the BBTN staff is that 2000 hits is obviously much more impressive.

Nobody does no research like ESPN.

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by Only_A_Lad on Jun 13, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

300 homers isn't impressive

because in the Steroids Era, everyone is suspect. And also 2000 > 300, duh. That’s like, basic math, you know?

by AstroAndy on Jun 13, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was awaiting for Buster Olney to respond to the jock/analysts...

by pointing out just what JD did…almost 300 some players with 2000 hits but 20 some players with 300 HRs. But ESPN just let their answers stand as definitive proof that 2000 hits is a more important milestone than 300 HRs.

by clack on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

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