After this weekend's sweep by the Yankees against the Astros,I think Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has just picked his vice-presidential candidate.
Houston Astros manager Cecil Cooper.
What Cooper's Astros did last weekend (especially yesterday against the Yanks) would be just like what we will be getting from Obama once he gets elected. Like the Astros offense yesterday,Obama does not have any experience. Like the Astros' defense and pitching,Obama does not have any experience. Like Cecil Cooper,Obama does not have any experience! So,Mr. McLane,I think you should hire Nolan Ryan,Hal Lanier,Larry Dierker,Jimy Williams or Phil Garner as your new manager,and tell Coop to hit the road. And in a few days,I believe Cecil Cooper will be Barack Obama's vice-presidential candidate. Then on Election Day,watch Obama and Cooper get the fewest votes in history and they will have 0 electoral votes,just like what the Astros scored yesterday against New York. Coop,why don't you be Obama's running mate? Now that's change Astros fans can believe in!




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